bastardization of IT job titles

Have you ever noticed that most job titles in IT are taken from other fields. Software "engineer" and software "architect" are good examples. It is quite possible that a person in either of these roles has attended neither engineering school nor architecture school.

Since IT is so willing to swipe these job titles and prepend "software" to them, I'd like to change my job title as well. I'd like a business card that says:

Jason Shepherd, Software Masseuse

:-)